Ten Puns
1. "My neighbors sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me."
2."The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar."
3."Mine safety is riddled with legal pitfalls."
4."I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.Then it hit me."
5."For plumbers a, a flush beats a full house."
6."Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired."
7."An electronic company is always looking for high energy employees."
8."Sea captains can be port-ly."
9."Five brothers wnted to buy a horse,so they all had to pony up."
10."I told the artist that his painting was terrible.I think he got the picture."
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